THE LAST TIME I WENT ON AN IMPROMPTU DATE IT WENT BASICALLY LIKE THIS

Yet here I go on another one tonight for some reason.
  1. It took place in an empty, well-lit cafe. Well, empty until the families with young children arrived.
  2. He wore an obscenely large, Super Bowl-esque ring even though he was clearly not an athlete like that.
  3. That whole In Between Jobs And Living With A Roommate combo.
    We are in our 40s, dude. I mean SUPER YOUNG 40s. But still.
  4. I ordered a beer. He ordered white wine.
  5. Lasted about a half an hour.
    Very generous.
  6. So why am I even?