GUYS I'VE HOOKED UP WITH THAT SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS
- •Least rapedBut seriously, we barely had sex.
- •College boyComplimented me on my nice, college apartment. I'm 25.... Was he 18?
- •The Deal BreakerThe fucker dumped me because I didn't like his dogs. He later paid $1000 for a portrait of these dogs.
- •Boston JeffA cruise ship, no windows, and some Plan B.
- •Mustache Van HornIn my phone as "👨🏻 Van Horn"
- •Farm BoyOddly the largest penis seen.
- •ChewiActually, this was his name. BBD, if you know what I mean.
- •The guy whose child will be my student next year.🙈Fuck.