GUYS I'VE HOOKED UP WITH THAT SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS

  1. Least raped
    But seriously, we barely had sex.
  2. College boy
    Complimented me on my nice, college apartment. I'm 25.... Was he 18?
  3. The Deal Breaker
    The fucker dumped me because I didn't like his dogs. He later paid $1000 for a portrait of these dogs.
  4. Boston Jeff
    A cruise ship, no windows, and some Plan B.
  5. Mustache Van Horn
    In my phone as "👨🏻 Van Horn"
  6. Farm Boy
    Oddly the largest penis seen.
  7. Chewi
    Actually, this was his name. BBD, if you know what I mean.
  8. The guy whose child will be my student next year.
    🙈Fuck.