THE ORDER IN WHICH I CALL PEOPLE WHEN I HAVE EXCITING NEWS

Accompanied by very flattering photos
  1. 1.
    The sister
  2. 2.
    The mother
  3. 3.
    The best friend
  4. 4.
    The other best friend
  5. 5.
    The roommate
  6. 6.
    The other roommate
  7. 7.
    The grandmother
  8. 8.
    Everyone and anyone else