1. Haunted houses
    I never understood the idea of paying to have someone scare you. Why do you enjoy fear? Walking home late at night is enough for me.
  2. People who eat copious amounts of seaweed
    I mean I like me some Nori, but I don't think I could just sit there and eat a bag of seaweed.
  3. Paying $1.99 for a ringtone
    No explanation needed.
  4. Spanish
    I should learn one of these days...
  5. Beer
    It tastes like liquid yeast.
  6. Atlas Shrugged
    I think I got past the third page before giving up.
  7. Ice cubes
    The idea of liquids turning into solids is too complex for me, so I just consider it magic.
  8. How can a leaf give you a paper cut?
    Suggested by @iveybee