QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR THE NYC ADOLESCENT ST. PATTY'S DAY HORDE

Happy happy, everyone. 🍀
  1. Who do you think you are?
  2. Do you actually think we want to high-five you?
  3. Did you get that brown Gatorade at a super cool Midtown bar?
  4. Where are your parents?
  5. Can I see some ID?
  6. Have you never walked in Manhattan before?
  7. How many Natty Lights do you have in your pants right now?
  8. Do you not watch where you're going at all? Or do you watch but just not care?
  9. Did your mom buy you that green top hat?
  10. Do you think you're cool?
  11. How dare you?