QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR THE NYC ADOLESCENT ST. PATTY'S DAY HORDE
Happy happy, everyone. 🍀
- •Who do you think you are?
- •Do you actually think we want to high-five you?
- •Did you get that brown Gatorade at a super cool Midtown bar?
- •Where are your parents?
- •Can I see some ID?
- •Have you never walked in Manhattan before?
- •How many Natty Lights do you have in your pants right now?
- •Do you not watch where you're going at all? Or do you watch but just not care?
- •Did your mom buy you that green top hat?
- •Do you think you're cool?
- •How dare you?