1. Watched Baby Boom (1987) starring Diane Keaton and James Spader (in a minor role)
  2. Ran a Google search on Baby Boom
  3. Ran a Google search on James Spader
  4. Drank 3 cups of coffee by 3pm
  5. Ate lukewarm mushroom pizza from Fresco's Pizzeria
  6. Contemplated reading
  7. Decided against reading
  8. Deployed an extensive search for mom jeans on Etsy
  9. Took screenshots of people in impeccable jeans
  10. Pinched buttocks to regain sensation from having sat for 5 hours straight at a reverse 47 degree angle
  11. Compiled numerous lists