Top ways to respond when a random dude tells you to smile

  1. "Why? Did you say something amusing?"
  2. "I would but I don't think she's going to make it!"
  3. Collapse on the floor and start to hysterically cry.
  4. "Why!?! He can't anymore!" (Collapse and hysterically cry.)
  5. Give a hideous smile. Lots of front teeth, upper lip pulled up.
  6. This one requires you to always have fake blood capsules in your mouth. Someone asks you to smile? You know what to do.