Top ways to respond when a random dude tells you to smile
- •"Why? Did you say something amusing?"
- •"I would but I don't think she's going to make it!"
- •Collapse on the floor and start to hysterically cry.
- •"Why!?! He can't anymore!" (Collapse and hysterically cry.)
- •Give a hideous smile. Lots of front teeth, upper lip pulled up.
- •This one requires you to always have fake blood capsules in your mouth. Someone asks you to smile? You know what to do.