DEFINITELY TRUE AND LEGITIMATE EXCUSES I HAVE FOR NOT LISTING IN 2 WEEKS

A thinly veiled brag list
  1. My lawn takes FOREVER to mow :/
  2. Working on this DIY I found on Pinterest
    They never turn out as good as the one online :/
  3. I don't like to drink and list :/
  4. Got lost in my garden again :/
  5. Finals week :/
  6. My castle got stormed again :/
  7. No wifi up here :/