1. Find out @bjnovak is doing a show in Rochester 2 and half hours before the show starts.
  2. It doesn't matter that you live over 2 hours away. Spend food money on a ticket and leave immediately.
  3. Arrive at the venue with time to spare.
    Like a GPS driver on meth
  4. Spend more money on a new copy of The Book With No Pictures to be signed.
  5. Realize now you have to drive back home again. You didn't think this through because you are young and irresponsible.
    Still worth it 😎