THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE, ANSWERED AS ME IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

  1. What is your favorite word?
    KEWL
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    Homework!!!!! lol also loneliness
  3. What turns you on?
    High schoolers, boys who know I exist, boys who don't know I exist, Zac Efron in Hairspray
  4. What turns you off?
    Axe Body Spray without deodorant
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Suck
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    My sick Michael Buble ringtone!
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    The school bus experience from start to finish
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Photographer! I'm like really good at taking pictures and then picking filters for them on Picnik.com!!!
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    I <33 Rollercoaster Tycoon but it would be lame to work at a real amusement park where you can't murder people for throwing up on your rides
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    "The bad news is you died running the PACER on lap 12 and beautiful Troy Riorden saw the whole thing. The good news is you're not in middle school anymore."