THINGS I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO IF I STILL HAD DIAL-UP INTERNET

  1. Compulsively refresh List App every 20 minutes
  2. Marathon a full season of Jane the Virgin
  3. Pass college
  4. In-depth research on everyone I have ever met
  5. In-depth research on people I have never met
  6. Spend every waking moment listening to Spotify
  7. Ultimately descend into technological solitude