CASTING CHOICES FOR THE INEVITABLE LIFETIME ORIGINAL BIOPIC ABOUT MY LIFE
Because this will happen one day and I will need to look back at this to remember
- •Mary- Kate and Ashley playing the younger meDream team to play me. I would die if happiness
- •Blake lively playing older meNot only is she a perfect 10 all around, but the girl looked better pregnant than I do normally. She is a goddess and I would be honored if she played me.
- •Geena Davis playing my motherGuys, if you watch 'A League Of Their Own' I kid you not Geena Davis is my mom. Plus both are just classy AF women...
- •Tom cruise playing my fatherYoung Rick and Young Tom are legit twins in looks... My dad just didn't take the crazy pills.
- •Nelly Furtado playing my eldest sisterIt just makes sense...
- •Val Kilmore playing my brotherDye the hair brown and you're looking at a young Sean Hunter right there.
- •Katherine Heigl playing my other sisterI hear she's hard to work with but the other actors can manage.
- •The entire Erudite faction playing my cousinsIf you don't know what Erudite faction is, you shouldn't even be on this list app... Regardless, all my cousins are geniuses and so it's no wonder they'd be Erudite, or for all of you that are confused, Ravenclaw was my next choice.
- •Emma Watson playing my cousin @marymurphyThe hair on Hermoine Granger yr 1 was based off of my cousins hair, but if my cousin was British she would be Emma.
- •Tom Hardy playing my bfBecause who wouldn't want Tom Hardy, the OG Bad Ass, to be their boyfriend? Plus, my Bf is kinda a BA.
- •Airbud dog playing my dogIdentical twins
- •Taylor swift's squad playing my friendsThis is real life us tho.
- •This isn't over .. My life's still going