WHYYYYY

It's 3:00pm on a Friday and I have an hour to go before my weekend starts ....
  1. SO WHY DID I JUST HAVE TO BREAK THE WORK PRINTER?!?!!!!?????? FFFFFFF MMMEEEEEEEEE
  2. Me calling the printer guy to come fix it
  3. The type A girl at work that's totally judging me
  4. I wanna leave work like...