PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PRESENTS FOR PEOPLE YOU HAVE WEIRD RELATIONSHIPS TO

  1. STOMP tickets
  2. Capturing the Friedmans on DVD
  3. Blockbuster gift certificate
  4. uninspiring Steve Jobs biography that focuses on his neglectful parenting
  5. Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
  6. iPod Mini case
  7. Gift certificate to any gym/exercise class
    Suggested by   @rachel
  8. Trial session of Blue Apron.
    Suggested by   @AlexandraLouise
  9. A mirror
    Suggested by   @camerondeuel