THINGS I DID THAT MAKE ME WONDER IF I AM A BROKEN PERSON

  1. Stole a barrette from Kate (2001)
  2. Tweeted bad jokes (2009-present)
  3. Walked away from Marc Jacobs while he was mid-sentence because I assumed there were other things he wanted to do and I didn't really have self-respect because I was 13 (2009)
  4. Told Mae she shouldn't eat an unwashed apple but didn't offer to wash it myself, just watched her get up and go to the kitchen to wash it, just watched her suffer (2015)
  5. Told Miles his favorite song is "just a phase" (2015)
    Suggested by   @sarahramos