TIMES IDK IF I'M BEING CHARMING OR LIKE RUPERT PUPKIN

tfw you can't tell if you're being amazing and entertaining or like not self-aware and manic and disconcerting
  1. Out to dinner with people telling a long intense story and gesticulating and altering my voice and what if they don't laugh at the end. Also I have to be extra loud because the restaurant is loud and now I'm obnoxious
  2. Public speaking bc having a bunch of people do nothing but listen to you can create the illusion that every thought you have is brilliant and worth sharing
  3. When I walk around my apartment talking to myself and occasionally dare to asssscat alone from my couch
  4. Social media because very hard to activate my filter when I'm just looking at this seemingly inconsequential goofy robot toy I can hold in my hand