WAYS TO AVOID THINKING ABOUT SEX WHILE YOUR BODY ADJUSTS TO LOSING ITS PARTNER
for the physiologically challenging part of breakups or if you just think it's a sin altogether but can't get that monster outta yr mind!!!!
- •watch something like Election that makes sex an amusing source of antagonism for other people (haha, morons)
- •watch something like the Jinx cuz your brain will not let sex and Robert Durst's croak exist at once
- •watch a documentary about an inspiring dead person that'll make you feel guilty about being distracted
- •wear something childish and asexual like footie pajamas
- •engage in physical activity that requires focus (if yoga is too slow and sëñśūæl, get an instructor with vocal fry who says "lunge" like "laaaanj")
- •ZoloftSuggested by @samantharonson