APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE

I actually think about this alot
  1. warm, gooey, flakey
    Like a toaster strudel
  2. They told me to stay in this coffin so I'm not staying in this coffin
  3. Greasy, lonely, lazy
    This one really depends on how my life goes
  4. Never the wrong time for the right wine
    This will also be the theme for my funeral