CELEBRITIES WHO DRANK THE POTION
AKA the Forever Young and Hot Potion™ that Isabella Rossellini was peddling in Death Becomes Her. All of these people are old enough to be my parents and they're all way hotter than me?
- •She gave them the hard sellAND THEY ALL DRANK THE POTION.
- •Jennifer Lopez46! Her "beauty secrets" include being nice to people? No, she literally drank the potion.
- •Cindy Crawford50! By "Miracle Melon" did you mean magic potion?
- •Viola Davis50! HER FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHE DRANK IT.
- •Gwen Stefani46! Give my regards to Isabella, you fully drank the potion!
- •Stacy Dash50! Girl, we KNOW you drank the potion.
- •Jennifer Aniston47! I don't understand! Oh wait, yes I do, SHE DRANK THE POTION.
- •Pharrell Williams42! Those Despicable Me soundtracks keeping you young? NO IT'S THE POTION.
- •Sandra Bullock51! This woman stopped aging 20 years ago! When she drank the potion!
- •Iman60! Investigate how this is possible without the potion?!
- •Gabrielle Union43! I forgot to include her because I fully thought she was 10 years younger than she actually is. BECAUSE SHE DEFINITELY DRANK THE POTION.