CELEBRITIES WHO DRANK THE POTION

AKA the Forever Young and Hot Potion™ that Isabella Rossellini was peddling in Death Becomes Her. All of these people are old enough to be my parents and they're all way hotter than me?
  1. She gave them the hard sell
    AND THEY ALL DRANK THE POTION.
  2. Jennifer Lopez
    46! Her "beauty secrets" include being nice to people? No, she literally drank the potion.
  3. Cindy Crawford
    50! By "Miracle Melon" did you mean magic potion?
  4. Viola Davis
    50! HER FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHE DRANK IT.
  5. Gwen Stefani
    46! Give my regards to Isabella, you fully drank the potion!
  6. Stacy Dash
    50! Girl, we KNOW you drank the potion.
  7. Jennifer Aniston
    47! I don't understand! Oh wait, yes I do, SHE DRANK THE POTION.
  8. Pharrell Williams
    42! Those Despicable Me soundtracks keeping you young? NO IT'S THE POTION.
  9. Sandra Bullock
    51! This woman stopped aging 20 years ago! When she drank the potion!
  10. Iman
    60! Investigate how this is possible without the potion?!
  11. Gabrielle Union
    43! I forgot to include her because I fully thought she was 10 years younger than she actually is. BECAUSE SHE DEFINITELY DRANK THE POTION.