FICTIONAL BOY BANDS, RANKED

  1. 1.
    The Wonders (formerly known as the Oneders) from That Thing You Do!
    They just have the one hit, but like, play "That Thing You Do" at my funeral... And at my wedding... And during any other major moment in my life because that song is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
  2. 2.
    2Ge+her from 2Gether
    To this day, I will jam the hell out to "Calculus" and "The Hardest Part of Breaking Up (Is Getting Back Your Stuff)."
  3. 3.
    Du Jour from Josie and the Pussycats
    Excellent fashion, excellent dance moves, and excellent survival skills. "Backdoor Lover" was pretty good.
  4. 4.
    Whoa from 2Gether
    "Rub One Out" is a solid jam, but they lip-synced, they're dicks, and Carson Daly thinks their cologne sucks.