LET'S NOT BE FRIENDS IF...
- •You like to try on other people's glasses in order to judge how blind they are.
- •You have ever considered voting for Donald Trump to be the President of the United States.
- •You like to give your unsolicited opinions about carbohydrate consumption.
- •You think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny.
- •You secretly add something to my food that you know I don't like just to see if I'll notice.I'm referring to, like, cheese, not roofies. But please don't roofie me either.
- •You "don't believe in deodorant."