Not in, like, a gross way.
  1. Coach Eric Taylor
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    The actual best father. He and Tami raised me right. Unlike that ungrateful bitch Julie.
  2. Tom Hanks
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    I have thought of him as my dad for as long as I can remember? Even before I knew my actual dad wasn't a good person.
  3. Arthur Weasley
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    Such a lovely human. ADOPT ME.
  4. Steve Martin
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    He plays the banjo at all of our family gatherings. He's also from Waco! The place I currently live! ADOPT ME.
  5. Sir Ian McKellan
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    Looking forward to spending Sundays with Uncle Patrick (Stewart, of course).
  6. Sandy Cohen
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    He's going to teach me how to surf.
  7. Liam Payne
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    He literally raised me.