PEOPLE I DON'T TRUST

  1. Girls who say they don't get along with other girls.
    I'm literally a girl, why are you telling me this? Also, girls are awesome, this sounds like a You Problem. I don't trust you.
  2. Dudes at my school who wear boating shoes with, like, gym shorts.
    This seems douchey. Maybe this is unfair, but I don't trust you.
  3. People who say they're really good drunk drivers.
    You're really not. I don't trust you.
  4. Anyone who tries to sell me anything, ever.
    I don't trust you.
  5. My friend's ex boyfriend who didn't call her for a really long time and told her it was because he was buried alive by witches.
    Turns out he had another girlfriend. I don't trust you ✔️.