PEOPLE I SHOULD FORGIVE
- •Angelina JolieBrad and Jen would have broken up anyhow. I'm learning to accept this.
- •The people at the deli counter who don't slice my meat exactly rightI'm weirdly passionate about this. I know it won't be the same every time. I'll try to forgive you.
- •Zayn MalikI get it, I do! I'm still just in a lot of pain.
- •Dr. Bridge who wrecked my 4.0 by giving me a B+ last semesterI'm just bitter. I thought I had it, but we both know I didn't study for your final like I should have. I'm going to forgive you even though I'll have to stare at that 3.97 when I graduate.
- •Peter JacksonNone of us knew what you were doing with those Hobbit movies. Let's just agree that you made a mistake. I'll learn to trust you again.
- •That girl in 5th grade whole started the rumor that I don't brush my teethLISTEN my sandwich at lunch that day had poppyseed bread, and they get STUCK. But everyone in 5th grade is horrible, so I'll forgive you. P.S. I ALWAYS BRUSH MY TEETH.
- •Percy WeasleyYou'll always be the Worst Weasley™ but you made it right in the end. I understand blind ambition and I will forgive you.