THINGS I WILL NEVER EAT, EVER

People are really into trying to make me eat things I don't like. I am not.
  1. Cheese
    Any variety. Cream, cheddar, Parmesan, Mac'n, Swiss. It's all bad.
  2. Ketchup
    The actual worst substance known to man.
  3. Mustard, mayonnaise
    Ketchup is its own category. Other condiments are also yucky though.
  4. Meatloaf
    Who invented this?
  5. Steak rare
    I don't like steak anyhow, but it's only a "never" if I see blood.
  6. Beans
    That scene from Dennis the Mennace had a profound effect on me.