THINGS I DO WHEN MY HUSBAND WORKS NIGHT SHIFT
what he doesn't know won't hurt him (terrible mantra for a marriage)
- •eat cereal and ice cream for dinneron deck: apple cinnamon Cheerios and pumpkin pie ice cream
- •watch rom-comsmy last redbox was Woman in Gold, so they're not all rom-coms, but they're movies we won't watch together.
- •use his razor and tweezersprops to his ex for gifting him glorious tweezers.
- •call my girls#duh
- •sleep on his side of the bed😏😏😏