THINGS I DO WHEN MY HUSBAND WORKS NIGHT SHIFT

what he doesn't know won't hurt him (terrible mantra for a marriage)
  1. 1.
    eat cereal and ice cream for dinner
    on deck: apple cinnamon Cheerios and pumpkin pie ice cream
  2. 2.
    watch rom-coms
    my last redbox was Woman in Gold, so they're not all rom-coms, but they're movies we won't watch together.
  3. 3.
    use his razor and tweezers
    props to his ex for gifting him glorious tweezers.
  4. 4.
    call my girls
    #duh
  5. 5.
    sleep on his side of the bed
    😏😏😏