what he doesn't know won't hurt him (terrible mantra for a marriage)
  1. eat cereal and ice cream for dinner
    on deck: apple cinnamon Cheerios and pumpkin pie ice cream
  2. watch rom-coms
    my last redbox was Woman in Gold, so they're not all rom-coms, but they're movies we won't watch together.
  3. use his razor and tweezers
    props to his ex for gifting him glorious tweezers.
  4. call my girls
    #duh
  5. sleep on his side of the bed
    😏😏😏