what he doesn't know won't hurt him (terrible mantra for a marriage)
  1. eat cereal and ice cream for dinner
    on deck: apple cinnamon Cheerios and pumpkin pie ice cream
  2. watch rom-coms
    my last redbox was Woman in Gold, so they're not all rom-coms, but they're movies we won't watch together.
  3. use his razor and tweezers
    props to his ex for gifting him glorious tweezers.
  4. call my girls
  5. sleep on his side of the bed