Actual Things I've Heard Myself Say This Week at My Advertising Startup Job

Real sentences that have exited my mouth space.
  1. "Hilary Swank's character is a major brat"
  2. "The FedEx guy was hitting on me"
  3. "These gifs on their Twitter have gotten really good engagement"
  4. "Test it with the moms, that baby looks really disinterested in the art"
  5. "Is the tamale making class still happening?"
  6. "I'm actually in love with the bartender who looks like Luke Wilson"
  7. "I wasn't even thinking of creative optimization as a specific perk"
  8. "Quality content is literally the only way to maintain a position in the changing digital sphere"
  9. "Get E.T. away from me"
  10. "How many cups of coffee are enough?"
  11. "Mass data collection ain't boo"