There are few things I am good at, but here they are
  1. Finding things on the Internet
    If you know someone's first name, I can probably track them down on all forms of social media, and figure out their childhood address and telephone number. I'm not saying this is something I'm proud of
  2. Playing clarinet
    I've played for eight years, at this point it's basically second nature
  3. Spending money
    Give me some money and I guarantee you I can make it disappear within 5 minutes
  4. Petting animals
    I can do this for hours on hours. I love animals and I love petting them
  5. Being a good friend
    If we're friends, I'll be the best damn friend you ever had