5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

These were all super random. I scrolled down the list and tapped whatever showed up. Thank the Lord there was no poop pictures.
  1. Blurry evil dog picture.
    Seriously. She's evil.
  2. My cute boyfriend reading to his cute niece.
    She read the word "pink" incorrectly about 800 times. "Pienk," no Sloan. Pink. "Pienk."
  3. The Simpsons Tapped Out Game is literally incredible. Play it.
    But only if you want to lose precious hours of your life.
  4. A little selfie action.
    My sister asked my four siblings and I to take a selfie for my mom's Mother's Day gift.
  5. My nephew eating a whole dyed Easter egg. Also, a large ladder in the living room.
    Because why not?