THINGS I DO THAT YOU WOULDN'T LIKE
- •I bite string cheeseI don't peel it. Vile. I, as a civilized, adult female, refuse to choose the eating method that involves the most frequent contact of the food with my hands. Namesake means jack shit when LISTERIA is out to play
- •I separate my eye lashes with a safety pin and do nightly face moisturizing regimensSomehow I'm still Rly gross!
- •I have a blanket that I put under my face when I sleep cus it bothers me to breathe hot air into my face but for some reason smelling that blanket evokes a really strange catharsis for meWhen I do this, it really freaks people out
- •I like to walk around with huge uggs and really tiny shortsMakes me feel like a j pop star. No qualms about opening the front door like this. And I'm aware of how weird my leg shape is.
- •My music taste is not only really bad, but also really repetitiveI play songs fuckin OUT. Hope future hubs likes foreigner
- •Sometimes I watch YouTube videos to cryWhich everyone does but I like to watch natural birth videos. Seriously I break down. It's such a happy amazing thing.....I can't think about it too much in public or I start crying
- •I once described the size of a guys dick as "nothing to write home about."Aligning him with my college campus' Thai restaurant and my first impression of birdman
- •Chewing lucky charms marshmallows makes me shiverLike nails on a chalkboard
- •Sonned in a jimmy johns onceThought really hard about alt j