MY PERSONAL HELL

  1. people walking slowly down a narrow hallway
    (old/sick people are excluded, obvs.)
  2. finding any sort of hair/fur in my food.
    I don't eat at potlucks. I'm really fun at parties.
  3. people who constantly ask annoying questions.
    I'm looking at you, Amber from work.
  4. mile 11 of a half-marathon
    me, this morning.
  5. when my phone dies as I'm caught in an awkward conversation irl.
  6. being exhausted but not being able to sleep.