Ways My w.a.s.p. Mother Has Incorrectly Spelled My Indian American Boyfriend's Name This Week

His name is "Nihaar" and my mother has known him for 18 months
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    Phonetic spelling. Incorrect, but I see where your mind's at.
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    She knows ONE of the letters are doubled... But which is it? 🤔
    In the spirit of honesty, I do this exact thing with Kristen Wiig... Kristen Wigg? (Kristen Wwig?)
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    She gave herself a 50/50 chance, and somehow still took an L
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    At the end of the day, whatever helps you remember ¯\_(ツ)_/¯