It's hard to (motivate myself to) do things when it's dark
  1. Work out
    Thank you, daylight savings time, for making me fat and taking years off my life
  2. Go grocery shopping
    There goes all my money on delivery!
  3. Be productive
    Because dark time is Netflix time
  4. Talk to my mother
    Because if I tell her I'm walking home when it's dark she is afraid for my life
  5. See my friends
    Honestly it's hard enough to motivate myself to leave the apt when the sun is up