Mind Blown: A Running List

Some smart, some not so smart, realizations
  1. Right??
    I haven't actually ever bought anything from revolve, and now I never will! Why would I pay for things I don't need to fund vacations for people who don't need them (and could easily afford them), just so they can post 900 photos that make me feel shit about the quality of my own life?? Its. A. Black. Hole.
  2. American Psycho
    Just watched it for the first time
  3. That Patrick Bateman is kinda Holden Caulfield
    Like an adult Holden Caulfield with psychotic, murderous fantasies
  4. The subtle sexy that is Colin Jost on Weekend Update.
    Took awhile to warm up to that shit-eating grin but, hi.
  5. THAT MIGOS IS PROBABLY SHORT FOR THREE AMIGOS .... aMIGOS
    Me on the right, oblivious.