I should have realized all of these years ago..
  1. All Disney stars have dark sides, some just never get theirs exposed
  2. Tuachan is not pronounced like toucan..
  3. The book "He's just not that into you" is actually unbelievably accurate
  4. And he has had a girlfriend this whole time
  5. The windows in subway cars actually open.
  6. Most cartoons are retellings of bad action/suspense movie plots
  7. My cat only likes my bed when I'm not in it.
  8. People will accuse you of anything to avoid blame.
  9. Toast catches fire very quickly.
  10. All milk is weird.