THINGS I DISCOVERED TODAY
I should have realized all of these years ago..
- •All Disney stars have dark sides, some just never get theirs exposed
- •Tuachan is not pronounced like toucan..
- •The book "He's just not that into you" is actually unbelievably accurate
- •And he has had a girlfriend this whole time
- •The windows in subway cars actually open.
- •Most cartoons are retellings of bad action/suspense movie plots
- •My cat only likes my bed when I'm not in it.
- •People will accuse you of anything to avoid blame.
- •Toast catches fire very quickly.
- •All milk is weird.