My cousin is in town visiting from Mexico for a bit, so our family spent the day at the Larchmont Halloween fair
  1. I want children even less than I did before, if possible
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    The cuteness isn't fooling me
  2. My cousin's daughter Eleanor wants to be "cousin Taylor" for Halloween tomorrow
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    I told her to do nothing with her hair and wear all black
  3. The girls played drums with some guy on the corner and we had to physically tear them away from him
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    Ruby's glasses were 🔥🔥🔥
  4. Perhaps the 'indifference to children' thing is working against me
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    Because I ended up doing this all day
  5. They're lucky I love them so much
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    Jk I'm the lucky one ❤️