Everyone Who Hates Us, According to the Drunk Guy Who Called Our Office

Working for a women-led activist org means 2-3 voicemails per week from angry white men, peppered with words like "whores" and "bitches." This guy called 5 times in a row on Friday night to yell at our machine.
  1. Soldiers
  2. Men
  3. The president
    None of us would be bothered by this, even if it were true.
  4. Christians
  5. Our spouses
  6. Our friends
  7. Our own pets
    I think he's running out of steam.
  8. Our kids
  9. Americans
  10. His black lab
    "Or African-American lab, as you PC idiots like to say" (pretty sure no one says that)