Most Awkward Songs That Came on Shuffle During Sex

Major mood killers
  1. "Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom" by Vengaboys
    Despite the title, not sexy
  2. "Bleeding Mascara" by Atreyu
    Awkward from that first guttural scream
  3. When I slept with the singer of a band and his own band came on shuffle
    This could've gone either way but he didn't seem to enjoy it because he stopped and changed the song immediately
  4. "It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)" by Duke Ellington
    I swear time stood still in that moment, and not in the good way
  5. "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor, while having sex with my ex right after the breakup
    He said, "I feel like you planned this..."
  6. "How Bizarre" - OMC
    Yeah it's on my iPod. Shut up.