Sayings That Should Move to Florida and Retire

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  1. 1.
    "Only boring people get bored."
    Oh fuck off, sometimes life is boring.
  2. 2.
    "I'm sending you positive vibes."
    Well clearly I didn't receive them because everything still sucks.
  3. 3.
    "You teach people how to treat you."
    In all seriousness, I've met too many survivors of domestic violence that held onto this belief as proof that they were somehow at fault for the abuse done to them. While well-intentioned, it can be damaging.
  4. 4.
    "Everything is everything."
    WTF
  5. 5.
    "It is what it is."
    No. This is useless. If this is your only contribution, you should probably keep it to yourself.