SKILLS THAT ARE TYPICALLY LEARNED IN CHILDHOOD THAT I SHOULD KNOW HOW TO DO BUT DON'T

Inspired by @Peace_Out_List
  1. Cutting in a straight line
  2. Not erupting into fits of laughter every time I hear someone say "balls," no matter the context
  3. Tying my shoe without doing the bunny ears thing first
  4. Knowing that the signs that say "don't touch wet paint" are not threatening me to do the opposite