Totally Realistic Plot Lines on Melrose Place
I guarantee this will not be the last time I write a list about Melrose Place.
- •Kimberly blows up the apartment building and all the regular cast members survive.
- •Sydney runs off to join a cult in the desert with a wrathful Traci Lords and some guy named Martin.
- •Alison marries Brooke's silver fox father, Hayley. He dies by jumping off a boat because that's where all men go to die on Melrose Place.
- •Kimberly steals Jo's baby. As you do.
- •Sydney gets sucked into a call girl ring at a Hollywood party while wearing this dress.
- •Kimberly goes to "No More Victims" camp and receives early graduation after breaking her sergeant's arm and fighting Mackenzie Phillips.
- •Jane and Sydney bury Jane's rapist ex boyfriend/business partner Richard after hitting him with a shovel, but he climbs out of the grave and starts stalking them.
- •Kimberly runs a mental hospital while operating as her other personality "Betsy."
- •Amanda's dad gets blown up. Guess where? On a boat.
- •Kimberly starts calling in to a radio station and they just decide to offer her a job!
- •Taylor (Peter's ex sister-in-law) finds out that Peter is in Los Angeles, so she moves her hot husband from Boston to pursue her dead sister's ex.
- •Peter has Amanda kidnapped in an attempt to win her back, and he can't seem to figure out why she doesn't go for it.
- •Sydney and Michael hire an actor to trigger Kimberly's PTSD flashbacks in the hopes of sending her back into a mental hospital.
- •Reed tries to kill Jo, but she ends up killing him instead.... on a boat.
- •Kimberly starts to spiral downwards, cutting the eyes out of Michael's photos in a candlelit hotel room.