I guarantee this will not be the last time I write a list about Melrose Place.
  1. Kimberly blows up the apartment building and all the regular cast members survive.
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  2. Sydney runs off to join a cult in the desert with a wrathful Traci Lords and some guy named Martin.
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  3. Alison marries Brooke's silver fox father, Hayley. He dies by jumping off a boat because that's where all men go to die on Melrose Place.
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  4. Kimberly steals Jo's baby. As you do.
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  5. Sydney gets sucked into a call girl ring at a Hollywood party while wearing this dress.
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  6. Kimberly goes to "No More Victims" camp and receives early graduation after breaking her sergeant's arm and fighting Mackenzie Phillips.
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  7. Jane and Sydney bury Jane's rapist ex boyfriend/business partner Richard after hitting him with a shovel, but he climbs out of the grave and starts stalking them.
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  8. Kimberly runs a mental hospital while operating as her other personality "Betsy."
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  9. Amanda's dad gets blown up. Guess where? On a boat.
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  10. Kimberly starts calling in to a radio station and they just decide to offer her a job!
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  11. Taylor (Peter's ex sister-in-law) finds out that Peter is in Los Angeles, so she moves her hot husband from Boston to pursue her dead sister's ex.
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  12. Peter has Amanda kidnapped in an attempt to win her back, and he can't seem to figure out why she doesn't go for it.
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  13. Sydney and Michael hire an actor to trigger Kimberly's PTSD flashbacks in the hopes of sending her back into a mental hospital.
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  14. Reed tries to kill Jo, but she ends up killing him instead.... on a boat.
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  15. Kimberly starts to spiral downwards, cutting the eyes out of Michael's photos in a candlelit hotel room.
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