Ways in Which I Have Already Benefitted From This Update

  1. Slid into some stranger's DMs first thing this morning with "A/S/L?"
    Jk it was @eliolsberg
  2. Can converse with @lexie_elyse about deeply important issues like Oreos and none of you have to be a party to it
    Unless you want to join, in which case, group chat function!
  3. Makes it way easier to send @bjnovak messages about my undying love for Canter's after my 2nd margarita
    Can you add a breathalyzer function where DMs just go on lockdown temporarily? That's really my only request at this time 🙏🏻
  4. Basically, I'm just happy to have direct messaging at my disposal, so thanks
    (You may or may not regret this later)