As reflected in my bio.
  1. Michelle Pfeiffer as Stephanie Zinone
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  2. "Reproduction"
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  3. No one can seem to figure out that it's just Michael wearing a leather jacket and some shades for like 75% of the movie
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  4. Seriously, there's an entire song called "Who's That Guy?"
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    "It really doesn't matter that I haven't seen his face."
  5. He even did a big, sexy reveal
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    Because, sadly, they still didn't realize it was Michael
  6. Added to the vocabulary: pollen tube
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  7. Eve Arden is still working there, and she's even less amused with these idiots than she was the first time
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  8. Every single damn costume in the "Girl for All Seasons" sequence
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  9. Bomb shelter role-playing
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  10. Inspired me to corral my friends into performing "Cool Rider" at the summer camp talent show with me at age 9
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    All 9 year olds understand the need for "a devil in skintight leather"
  11. This line that I bust out on the regular
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  12. Johnny as the poor man's Danny Zuko
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    And Stephanie wearing her sunglasses inside a brightly-lit bowling alley
  13. New bowling stance
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  14. The ending has a variety of fascinating outfits that don't always fit in with the Hawaiian theme of the party
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  15. Case closed
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