MY TOP FIVE EMOJIS AND WHY

  1. 🍻
    I like beer. My friends and family like beer. Beer enters my conversation more often than it should but w/e.
  2. 😁
    Do you ever sit back and realize that your life is just a string of embarrassing moments? This emoji captures that for me. Every. Single. Day.
  3. 👰🏻
    I'm about to go to my fourth wedding in five weeks because God is a sadist and wants me to watch my boyfriend enjoy these weddings but make no moves of his own JUST IN CASE YOU'RE LISTENING, RYAN.
  4. 🎅🏿
    Black Santa is a classic. Black Santa fits every situation.
  5. ❤️
    Always number one, the trusted constant of my life. Is it because I love many things? Is it because I am physically unable to use just one ❤️ per text? Is it both? Who knows ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
  6. Bonus: 🍁
    IT'S FALL, Y'ALL.