the kids i babysit are the best and i love them
  1. i love you
    as i was yelling at him for going in his diaper when he is potty trained
  2. got any games?
    as i was on my phone
  3. "yeah!"
    when his mom said "so what, you'd rather stay with taylor for two weeks instead of going on the disney cruise?"
  4. hug n kiss hug n kiss!!!
    after hugging and kissing me goodbye approximately seven times
  5. you're like... 14 and you've never been stung by a bee?
  6. taylor watch me go to the bathroom!!!
  7. *punches me in the boob* did that hurt?
  8. "i will never touch a penis"
  9. why are you so squishy?