things i've been told/asked while babysitting
the kids i babysit are the best and i love them
- •i love youas i was yelling at him for going in his diaper when he is potty trained
- •got any games?as i was on my phone
- •"yeah!"when his mom said "so what, you'd rather stay with taylor for two weeks instead of going on the disney cruise?"
- •hug n kiss hug n kiss!!!after hugging and kissing me goodbye approximately seven times
- •you're like... 14 and you've never been stung by a bee?14
- •taylor watch me go to the bathroom!!!
- •*punches me in the boob* did that hurt?
- •"i will never touch a penis"
- •why are you so squishy?