Things I'll Never Understand:

  1. drinking cheap beer to get drunk, rather than appreciating the taste of good beer.
  2. why one person gets to decide when a relationship ends, no questions asked.
  3. why some people have hand-eye coordination, and I have none.
  4. fashion scarves.
  5. why chlorine turns blonde hair green, but brunettes can swim all they want without the fear of green hair.
  6. how anyone could ever turn down a free sopapilla at a Mexican restaurant.
  7. rooster-themed kitchen decor.
  8. people's obsession with selling/buying things on Facebook
  9. clear plastic interchangeable bra straps that girls wear. Like, they really aren't invisible. I can still see them. Ew.