Things my 21 year old brother has said since he started playing Pokemon Go:
A continuing list, I'm sure.
- •"Taylor— we have to go. I have to go catch a Bulbasaur."
- •"I just caught a Pigedo down by the river."
- •"A Weedle just appeared while I was eating my pancake!"
- •"I woke up. And Charzard was just sitting outside my bedroom window."
- •"I'm still pretty upset about Bulbasaur."
- •"This dude named Garrett keeps thinking he's going to beat me with his Jiggly Puff. Idiot."
- •"Holy hell! I caught a great Clefairy!"
- •"At 8:20, I'm going to walk down to the park to beat those fools once and for all."
- •"Sorry I was late. I was driving around looking for another Eevee."
- •"I saw this kid and his dad walking around with their phones out, so I almost rolled down my window and asked if they caught anything. But then I thought that might make me weird."