IF I WERE TRAPPED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH ONLY THREE TV SERIES

A 9 season requirement. Otherwise I'd be bored af
  1. The Office
    I am dead inside. I should be an art critique. This art is bad. Happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party is so lame. EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM
  2. How I Met Your Mother
    ... even though I'm mad they killed the mother
  3. Friends
    Relatively new to this show, but WE WERE ON A BREAK