REAL THINGS 3RD GRADE TEACHERS SAY

You can't make this stuff up.
  1. "It's not 'hanitizer,' it's 'hand sanitizer.'"
  2. "Please stop wiping boogers on the desk. Yes, you are. Because I saw you, that's how I know."
  3. "Everyone has gas, guys, just let it go."
  4. "Please take your head out of your hoodie."
  5. "Well, if the spider comes back, let me know."
  6. "No, medieval times were not in the 1960's..."