In the last week or so
  1. Giving bad advice
    I said 'yes sure definitely send him that text' even though it was kind of aggressive and I wouldn't have sent it myself
  2. Stealing unmarked milk
    It was in the fridge at school and I put it in my chai tea twice.
  3. Lying so I could leave brunch early
    I said I had to clean my apartment but the only thing I cleaned up was the frozen yogurt I spilt on my phone case.
  4. Reading my old tweets
    I hate how much I like them it's grossly narcissistic
  5. Flossing
    Also grossly narcissistic