Things I Am Guilty Of
In the last week or so
- •Giving bad adviceI said 'yes sure definitely send him that text' even though it was kind of aggressive and I wouldn't have sent it myself
- •Stealing unmarked milkIt was in the fridge at school and I put it in my chai tea twice.
- •Lying so I could leave brunch earlyI said I had to clean my apartment but the only thing I cleaned up was the frozen yogurt I spilt on my phone case.
- •Reading my old tweetsI hate how much I like them it's grossly narcissistic
- •FlossingAlso grossly narcissistic